Interviewer: Which co-star is a better kisser? Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt?
Helena: I didn’t kiss Johnny and I didn’t kiss Brad, so I dunno.
Interviewer: You made out with Brad Pitt for the entire length of fight club.
Helena: You know what we never touched tongues. We never did.
Interviewer: Oh wait a minute, you’d always close the door. It was just in my mind.
Helena: You know the sex scene? It was actually just me and Brad jumping up and down on a mattress creating shadows. That was all we had to do.